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English Bulgarian Joke Book 2

Description

Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти – 2 (English Bulgarian Joke Book 2) is a new collection of 100 jokes in easy English and is an excellent way for Bulgarian people to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Bulgarian.

Great jokes like:

A woman was travelling on a bus with her baby when a man came up to her and said, “That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen.”

The woman was obviously very upset by this.

“What’s the matter?” asked the conductor.

“That man over there just upset me,” said the woman.

“Well don’t just sit there,” said the conductor. “Go over there and tell him what you think of him. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

If you’re having problems, there’s a translation on the following page.

Жена с бебе пътувала в автобус. Мъж се приближил към нея и казал: “Това е най-грозното бебе, което някога съм виждал.”

Забележката очевидно разстройла жената.

“Какъв е проблема?” попитал контрольорът.

“Онзи мъж там, току що ме обиди ” казала жената.

“Ами, не стойте просто тук, а идете и му кажете какво мислите за него. Аз ще подържа вашата маймуна.”

Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти Cartoons!

There are also lots of cartoons drawn by the award-winning cartoonist, Ilja Bereznickas.

 

A fur coat looks more attractive on a beautiful animal than on an ugly woman.

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Кожено палто стои по-добре на красиво животно отколкото на грозна жена.

Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти Quiz!

There are three quizzes to test your level of English using jokes.

Easy English  Intermediate English  Advanced English

Ready to buy Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти 2? Which version do you need?

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The audio version - only for ibooks at the moment.Smashwords has many different formats including mobi, epub and pdf If you have a Kindle...

Hundreds of people have downloaded the non-audio version which is available in a variety of formats but you need to choose the correct version for your device. (Don’t worry if you get it wrong, contact us and we’ll send you the correct version).

If you’re lucky enough to have an iPad, iPhone or Mac computer with ibooks, you can enjoy Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти as an audio version available on iTunes

If you are a teacher or school, please contact us for very special rates for class licences of the book.

If you don’t have an iPad, the book (without audio) is also available from Smashwords and Amazon.

Please contact us if you’re not sure which version you need and we’ll be happy to advise you.

 

The English Bulgarian Joke Book 2 is available from Smashwords and Amazon