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Engelska – Svenska Vitsar II

Engelska-Svenska Vitsar 2 is a great way for you to improve your English.

  • 100 more jokes
  • Around 3500 words of English
  • Vocabulary support
  • Great cartoons. 

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For those of you that read Engelska-Svenska Vitsar I, good news, there is now Engelska-Svenska Vitsar II (The English Swedish Joke Book II). 100 new jokes, more cartoons, more vocabulary support.  Easy jokes like:

The RSPCA were called in to investigate the death of a headmaster’s dog.

“Okay, so what happened?” asked the RSPCA man.

“I washed him, and then he died!” said the headmaster.

“Perhaps it was the soap that you used,” said the RSPCA man.

“Perhaps it was,” said the headmaster. “Or perhaps it was the washing machine that he didn’t like.”

Washing machine joke

 

RSPCA – Djurskyddsföreningen

And on the following page, there’s a translation.

Djurskyddsföreningen hade kallats in för att undersöka omständigheterna kring en rektors hunds död.

“Jaha, så vad hände egentligen?” frågade den utsände mannen.

“Jag tvättade honom och sedan dog han!” svarade rektorn.

“Kan det ha berott på tvålen du använde?”

“Kanske det,” sade rektorn. “Eller så var det helt enkelt tvættmaskinen han inte var så førtjust i.”

Engelska – Svenska Vitsar II Cartoons

There are more great cartoons in the book, all drawn by the award-winning Lithuanian cartoonist Ilja Bereznickas.

Little boy: (In garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?

Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?

Little boy: In the side of your cat.

 

arrow in cat

arrow = pil

Den lilla pojken: (I trädgården) Ursäkta, fru Jones, men skulle jag kunna få tillbaka min pil?

Fru Jones: Naturligtvis Richard. Var är den?

Den lilla pojken: I sidan på din katt.

Engelska – Svenska Vitsar II Quiz!

There is a quiz to test your level of English using jokes.

Fun English quiz

Ready to buy Engelska – Svenska Vitsar II?

You can buy the book from AMAZON or SMASHWORDS.

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