Englanti – suomi vitsikirja 1 is an excellent way for Finns to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Finnish. Great jokes like:
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’
If you have problems with the English, you can turn over and read a translation.
Opettaja: Missä Jumala asuu?
Poika: Luulen, että hän asuu meidän kylpyhuoneessamme.
Opettaja: Mistä niin päättelet?
Poika: No, koska isäni hakkaa joka aamu kylpyhuoneen ovea ja sanoo, että ‘voi Luoja, oletko vieläkin siellä?
Englanti – Suomi Vitsikirja Cartoons
There are lots of great cartoons in the book, all drawn by the award-winning Lithuanian cartoonist Ilja Bereznickas.
“I’ve lost my dog!”
“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”
“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”
“Koirani on kadonnut!”
“Laita ilmoitus sanomalehteen.”
“Oletko hullu? Eihän se osaa lukea.”
Englanti – Suomi Vitsikirja Quiz!
There are quizzes to test your level of English using jokes.
Englanti – Suomi Vitsikirja – Audio!
Tim Shoesmith, an English entertainer, has recorded all of the jokes and there is an audio version of Englanti – Suomi Vitsikirja currently available via iTunes. This means that you can hear the jokes while you read them which help you discover how the words are pronounced. For example:
Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?
Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?
Little boy: In the side of your cat.
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When you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all.